Memory jokes

8 jokes about memory


Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

9     computer jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

30     man jokes

Mother: "How was math today?"

Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

9     Little Johnny jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

22     computer jokes

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?

That's how dogs spend their lives.

13     dog jokes

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