How do you make a cello sound beautiful?5 Cello Jokes
Sell it and buy a violin.
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?7 Piccolo Jokes
How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?4 Viola Jokes
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."24 Mechanic Jokes
When she gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.
"Hello," the mechanic answers.
"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?" the girl asks.
The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."
"Oh, is that a record?" she says.
"No," he says, "but it's better than average."
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?9 Viola JokesNext page JokesMusic Sayings
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.