Parking jokes

Parking - 10 jokes


Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

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How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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You know that somebody actually complimented me on my driving today, was too uber stoked! They even left a little note on my windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine." Was nice of them hey?

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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

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