Parking jokes

Parking - 10 jokes


Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

10     man jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     man jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

12     frog jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

3     camelot jokes

You know that somebody actually complimented me on my driving today, was too uber stoked! They even left a little note on my windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine." Was nice of them hey?

2     complimenting jokes

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