Parking jokes

Parking - 10 jokes


Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

10     man jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     man jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

15     frog jokes

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

12     blonde jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

4     camelot jokes

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