Bond jokes

3 jokes about bonds


What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

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What is the difference between men and government bonds?

The bonds mature.

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Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom, when she finds a serious load of bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband, "what do we do?"

Husband says, "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."     ~ D-TRAIN

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