THIS
HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL
FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise:
1) Jumping to conclusions.
2) Flying off the handle.
3) Carrying things too far.
4) Dodging responsibilities and
5) Pushing their luck.
One day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long
penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. "How do you guys do that?" asked Carl. "I mean, get such long
dicks?" "Well," replied the black man, "when having
sex, just push it in slow and pull it out quick. That exercises it."
After hearing this, Carl promised himself that he would try out this new dick-stretching technique on his wife. That night, Carl made love to his wife and tried the new method. Shortly after they finished, Carl asked, "Well dear, did you notice anything different about me?"
"Yeah," said the wife. "You
fuck like a black man!"