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Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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dog,bulldog

If the Eskimos have a thousand different words for "snow", does this mean the French have a thousand different words for "surrender"?

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I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one.

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