Fat jokes

Fat - 135 jokes


Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

12     → Joke

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

32     → Joke

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

16     → Joke

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

16     → Joke

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"

The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"

14     → Joke