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Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo momma is so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.

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Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: "Is this cabin for elephants only?"

The fat man humbly replies: "No! Even monkeys like you can sit!"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

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