Top Jokes about Diets
I am on my sea food diet right now!
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat it!
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house.
It was delicious.
I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.
A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"
I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"