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I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

29     Food Jokes


Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house.

It was delicious.

3     Food Jokes


I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.

A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"

I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"

11     Pork Jokes





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