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I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

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I came out of a shop munching on a huge pork pie.

A tramp was sitting on the pavement, he looked up at me and said: "I have not eaten for 3 days!"

I said: "I wish i had your willpower!"

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Proposal

Yo momma's so fat, she could end world hunger just by going on a diet!     ~ anonymous

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