Dirty - 34 jokes
44 → Joke47 → Joke
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud
You wanna hear a dirtier joke?
He got back up and fell back down.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath
You wanna hear the dirtest joke so far?
Bubbles is the girl
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Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore
looking at the men
. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant
for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball
"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?35 → Joke
One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.
68 → Joke
The teacher asked little Johnny
to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit