You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.
You wanna hear a dirtier joke?
He got back up and fell back down.
You wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath
You wanna hear the dirtest joke so far?
Bubbles is the girl
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore
looking at the men
's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant
for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball
"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?22
One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.
The teacher asked little Johnny
to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies: "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says: "Of course not Johnny."
To which Johnny replies: "Then I have definitely shit