Princess Diana jokes

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

Princess Diana never became a queen of England.

Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"