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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

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What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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girl,sexy

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

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