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Hide And Seek
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Why don't violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
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Conductors
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Business
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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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Sopranos
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Cliffs
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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
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Light Bulbs
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How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.
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Lightnings
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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?