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Violists · Light Bulbs
light bulbHow many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.
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Violists · Lightning · Fingers
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Violists · Music
drumsetWhat's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.
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Violists · Music
electric guitarHow do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".
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Violists · Conductors · Business · Pleasure
business people,flyingA conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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