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Violists
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Lightning
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Fingers
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Violists
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Light Bulbs
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.
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Violists
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Music
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
Mark it "solo".
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Violists
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Music
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.
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Violists
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Washing Machines
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Music
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
Vibrato.
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How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?