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Violists · Lightning · Fingers
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Violists · Light Bulbs
light bulbHow many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.
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Violists · Music
violinHow do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".
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Violists · Music
violinWhat's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.
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Violists · Washing Machines · Music
washing machineWhat's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.
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