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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.


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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.


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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?


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How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.


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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.


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