Tree jokes

52 jokes about trees



How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

24     lawyer jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.

26     blonde jokes

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

24     yo momma jokes

How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

43     lawyer jokes

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

12     Chuck Norris jokes

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