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What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why doesn't jesus play hockey?

Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.

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How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.

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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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