Ugly jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?

Divorce him.

Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.