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Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

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water fountain

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

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children,present

Yo momma is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

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