Ugly jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

Yo momma is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"