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This guy was at work and was really horny, so he told some collegues at work he was going to screw his wife till the dick hurts So when he got home, he found her in bed, got in and screwed her in darkness.

Two hours later, he walks into the bathroom to find his wife in the bathtub who goes: "Shhhh your mom is in bed sleeping"!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

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