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8 jokes about screws


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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girl,sexy

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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man,calling

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

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girl,sexy

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

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