Screw jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.