Screw jokes
33 jokes about screws
What's the difference between a
lawyer
and a
gigolo
?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
24
lawyer jokes
How many male
chauvinist
pigs
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Let the
bitch
cook in the dark.
25
pig jokes
How many
perverts
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...
11
pervert jokes
How many
lawyers
does it take to
change
a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
13
lawyer jokes
How many
violists
does it take to screw in a
light
bulb?
None. They're not
small
enough to fit.
12
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