Screw jokes
34 jokes about screws
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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→ JokeHow many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.
None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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→ JokeHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
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→ JokeHow many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.
None. They're not small enough to fit.
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→ JokeHow many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
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