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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

19     lawyer jokes


How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

25     pig jokes


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

13     lawyer jokes


How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

12     light bulb jokes


How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

7     pervert jokes






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