What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?27 Man Jokes
1) No mind.
2) No business.
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?4 Conductor Jokes
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"15 Phone Jokes
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"32 Blonde Jokes
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"
Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."21 Friend JokesNext page JokesBusiness Sayings
Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"
The other sadly answered, "About half of them."