How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?12 Light Bulb Jokes
None. They're not small enough to fit.
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.39 Doctor Jokes
"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional."
With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen" said Bob.
What is the smallest part of a FIAT?33 Car Jokes
The owners brain.
What does Minimum mean?3 Minimum Jokes
A very small mother!
What does Maximum mean?
A very big mother!
Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.29 Golf JokesNext page JokesSmall Sayings
So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."
He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"
So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.
When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?"
To this he replies, "Small world."