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How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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dog,basset

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

2    

business people,flying

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.

1    

washing machine

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

7    

light bulb

What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

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violin

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