How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?19 Dog Jokes
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?12 Light Bulb Jokes
None. They're not small enough to fit.
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?4 Conductor Jokes
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
What's the definition of a minor second?2 Violist Jokes
Two violists playing in unison.
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