Violinist jokes

11 jokes about violinists


How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

23     dog jokes

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

12     light bulb jokes

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

4     conductor jokes

What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.

2     violist jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?


5     washing machine jokes

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