What's the difference between a violin and a viola?10 Viola Jokes
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?9 Viola Jokes
It's usually still in the case.
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?5 Cello Jokes
Sell it and buy a violin.
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?16 Lightning Jokes
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?7 Violist JokesNext page Jokes
The bow is moving.