Violin Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Violins



What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

10     Viola Jokes

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

9     Viola Jokes

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.

5     Cello Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

16     Lightning Jokes

How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.

7     Violist Jokes

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