Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?9 Mafia Jokes
1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?16 Lightning Jokes
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?8 Soprano Jokes
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?2 Solo Jokes
Mark it "solo".