11 jokes about violists
Why don't violists play hide and seek?6 → Joke
Because no one will look for them.
How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?1 → Joke
Mark it "solo".
Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?6 → Joke
1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?13 → Joke
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?5 → Joke