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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

6     Hide And Seek Jokes    


Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?

1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.

9     Mafia Jokes    


How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

16     Lightning Jokes    


If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

8     Soprano Jokes    


How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".

2     Solo Jokes    






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