Handicapped Jokes
Top Jokes about Handicapped


Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

12     Blonde Jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     Man Jokes

Why do violists leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?

1) So they can park in "handicapped" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia, they might get some respect.

9     Violist Jokes