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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

25     Lawyer Jokes    


Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."

28     Blood Jokes    


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A frostbite.

16     Snowman Jokes    


"Mommy, Mommy! what's a vampire?"

"Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!"

3     Mommy Mommy Jokes    





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