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What's the difference between a
and a vampire?
A vampire only
Two vampires walked into a
and called for the
"I'll have a glass of
," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
"Mommy, Mommy! what's a vampire?"
"Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!"
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