21 jokes about fingers
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?13 → Joke
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?19 → Joke
Why don't men believe in paternity tests?8 → Joke
Because the sample is taken from their finger.
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?46 → Joke
One of his fingers is clean.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.53 → Joke
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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