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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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violin

What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

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How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

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businessman:2

"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

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woman,roses
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

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