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How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.


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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.


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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.


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What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.


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