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Dogs · Violinists · Scratching · Differences
dogHow do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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Conductors · Business · Violists · Violinists
business people,flyingA conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.
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Violists · Minors · Definitions · Music
violinWhat's the definition of a minor second?

Two violists playing in unison.
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Washing Machines · Violists · Vibratos · Music
washing machineWhat's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.
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