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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
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Yo Momma
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High Heels
Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo Momma
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Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.
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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"
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Yo Momma
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Asses
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Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...