Fat, Jokes

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.

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