After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know," says the
cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"
"Last week my
wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
This
morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a
button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my
hand. Now I'm afraid to
pee.