9 jokes about fears
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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris
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sleeps with a nightlight
... not because he’s afraid of the dark
, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know," says the cop
, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"
"Last week my wife
ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
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as I was buttoning my shirt, a button
fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle
fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand
. Now I'm afraid to pee