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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

12     Chuck Norris Jokes    

The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

28     Chuck Norris Jokes    

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

5     Chuck Norris Jokes    

After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.

"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

26     Cop Jokes    

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

31     Penis Jokes    

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