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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

22     Duck Jokes    


How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

15     Drowning Jokes    


Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

19     Car Jokes    


Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

20     Bladder Jokes    


How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.

18     Lawyer Jokes    






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