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Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

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Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

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Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Whoa, whoa, one at a time please!"

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A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...

"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"

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