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8 jokes about eyes


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."

The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."

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