Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?31 Woman Jokes
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?31 Breast Jokes
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?20 Blonde Jokes
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?18 Woman Jokes
Nothing, you already told her twice!
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."43 Mental Jokes
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."