66 jokes about eyes
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?40 → Joke
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?38 → Joke
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?20 → Joke
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.35 → Joke
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?8 → Joke
Nothing, you already told her twice!
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