Face jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

"Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!"

"Shut up and comb your face!"

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Why are Catholic priests and acne different?

Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14.     ~ Mark