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    Blondes · Calculators · Working
    blonde:5What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

    The blonde works in the dark!
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    Blondes · Flight Attendants · Doors
    blondeAn airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

    The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

    She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

    "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

    She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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    Blondes · UFO's
    blonde:4What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

    There have been sightings of UFO's.
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    Blondes · Computer
    blonde:4How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

    There's white-out on the screen.
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    Blondes · Husbands · Lunch
    blondeA blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they've had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.

    The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three women fell. When the police asked the husbands of the women, the brunette and the redhead's husbands both said, "If I had known, I would have given her something different." However, the blonde's husband said, "Don't look at me, she packs her own lunch."
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