Jokes - Blondes


 


Blondes · Brain Cells · Babies · Pregnant
blonde:4What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.
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Men · Blondes · Dumb · Memory · One-Liners
man,grassWhy are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.
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Blondes · Police · Licenses · Cops · Speeding
blondeA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Spaghetti · Blondes · Wriggling
blonde:2What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.
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Blondes · Light Bulbs · Sex · Smart
blonde:2What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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