Blonde Jokes

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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Blondes · UFO's

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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Blondes · Ears · Blowing · Data

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

Data transfer.

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Blondes · Corners · Confusing · Confused

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

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Blondes · Walls · Glasses

Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

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