A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?
If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?