Woman Jokes (9)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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PMS · Women · Men · Behavior

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

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Men · Women · Headache · Aspirin

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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Insults · Women · Babies · Monkeys

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Sex · Marriage Counselors · Women · Men

At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"

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