Jokes - Women


 


Dishwashers · Women · Wives · Slaps
woman,wateringHow do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!
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Men · Eggs · Women · Sex · Unfertilized
man,wheel barrow:2Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Husbands · Comas · Women · Bad Luck · Wives
woman,rosesA woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."
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Men · Women · Mathematics · Penises
man,paint canWhy are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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Cheating · Money · Golf · Women · Husbands
woman,rosesA woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.

The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.

The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.

The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
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