Woman Jokes (7)

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

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Men · Women · Smart

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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Men · Women · Peace · Elevators

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Men · Women · Bathrooms

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

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