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Women · Men · Ugly · Singles · Supermarkets
woman,haircutA woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Men · Women · Knowledge · Books
man,wheel barrow:2What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."
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Women · Relationships · Cooking · Cleaning
office galHow do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.
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Adam · Women · Eve · Husbands · Sex · Wives
woman,wateringSometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"
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Women · Men · Approaches · Departures
woman,martiniAfter hearing a pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
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