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 A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him."Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before. What's going on?" Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend." He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp. "But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!" The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! ... He is!" 4 Comments · Single View  A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ..."I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds." So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!" 1 Comment · Single View
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good-looking?" "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her such a good cook?" "So you could love her, my son." The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?" "So she could love you, my son." 7 Comments · Single View |