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Men · Wives · Death · Dishes
man,proposing marriageHow can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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Credit Cards · Wives · Thieves · Men
woman,rosesA man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Wives · Sex · Neighbors
woman,rosesA man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood.

"How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer.

"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.

"That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.

"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."
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Barbers · Admirals · Whorehouses · Wives
barber,manA Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some aftershave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Breakfast · Husbands · Wives · Alcohol
woman,rosesThe angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
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