Wife Jokes (3)

Men · Wives · Husbands · Dogs · Happiness

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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Credit Cards · Wives · Thieves · Men

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Wives · Jobs · Puns

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

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Men · Wives · Bars

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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Wives · Sex · Neighbors

A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood.

"How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer.

"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.

"That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.

"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."

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