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Policemen · Grandpa's · Jack Daniels · Tits
policeman,donutA small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
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Blondes · Policemen · Driving Licenses
blondeA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Police · Policemen · Village People · Villages
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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Salaries · Policemen · Police · Nice · Saying
policeman,batonWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!
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Police · Fat · Policemen · Nice · Physical
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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