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Drugs · Police · Policemen · Guns · Cracks
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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Salaries · Policemen · Police · Nice · Saying
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!
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Police · Policemen · Village People · Villages
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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Police · Fat · Policemen · Nice · Physical
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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Cops · Police · Schools · Policemen
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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