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Politicians are like diapers.

They should be changed frequently ... and for the same reason

34     diaper jokes


A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"

The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

25     bus jokes


A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

21     brain jokes


Two political candidates were having a hot debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other: "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back: "You leave my wife out of this!"

2     candidates jokes


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

1     light bulb jokes






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