Speeding - 5 jokes
Why was the leper caught speeding?20 → Joke
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
What not to say to the nice policeman:10 → Joke
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.12 → Joke
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?20 → Joke
What not to say to the nice policeman:23 → Joke
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.