Speeding jokes

Speeding - 3 jokes

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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