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Sex
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Computers
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Mistakes
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Life
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Programming
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Social Workers
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Muggers
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Money
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Life
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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Chuck Norris
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Mars
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Life
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Doctors
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Patients
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News
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Life
Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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Patients
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Doctors
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Mothers-In-Law
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Butter
A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."
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