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    Programming · Sex · Life · Mistakes
    girl,sexyProgramming is like sex:

    One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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    Doctors · Patients · News · Life
    newspaperDoctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."

    Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."

    Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."

    Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"

    Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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    Social Workers · Money · Life
    moneyA social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

    "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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    Businessmen · Mathematics · Life
    businessmanOne attractive young businesswoman to another, over lunch:

    My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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    Patients · Doctors · Mothers-In-Law · Butter
    A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."
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