Line jokes

3 jokes about lines

If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

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What did the circle say to the tangent line?

Stop touching me!

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"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

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