Programming is like sex:28 Sex Jokes
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!2 Birth Control Jokes
Teacher: "How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?"1 Pupil JokesProposal
Pupil: "I get up early!"
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.1 Short jokes
Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"44 Marriage JokesNext page JokesMistake Sayings
"How do you mean?" said Alec.
"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"
"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!"