15 jokes about mistakes19 → JokeProposal
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.0 → Joke
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Fellas, Jim and Alec
were having a beer
after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"
"How do you mean?" said Alec.
"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"
"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch
, you've ruined my life!!!"
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is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer
tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen
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After the doctor
delivered Chuck Norris
he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!