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Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

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Teacher: "How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?"

Pupil: "I get up early!"

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Proposal

Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.

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Two married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"

"How do you mean?" said Alec.

"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!"

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