Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
Fellas, Jim and Alec
were having a beer
after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"
"How do you mean?" said Alec.
"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"
"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch
, you've ruined my life!!!"