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What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

11     lawyer jokes


A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.

One of the boys asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?"

The host says: "It's my speaking clock!"

"How does it work?"

"I will show you" and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!

A voice from next door yells: "For fucks sake you cunt, its twenty to three in the morning!"

11     clock jokes


What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.

43     car jokes


"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

72     bedtime jokes


The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

22     school jokes






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