What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?15 Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.15 Clock Jokes
One of the boys asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?"
The host says: "It's my speaking clock!"
"How does it work?"
"I will show you" and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!
A voice from next door yells: "For fucks sake you cunt, its twenty to three in the morning!"
What is the smallest part of a FIAT?30 Car Jokes
The owners brain.
"Tell me a bedtime story."47 Bedtime Jokes
"That's my favourite."
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"26 School Jokes
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."