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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

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dog,bulldog

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

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blonde:4

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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civil servant,sleeping

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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books,judicial scale

Proposal

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

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