What do you call a dog
with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come
What did the blondes
right leg say to the left leg?
Nothing, they haven't met!
is currently suing NBC, claiming Law
and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"0
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"