"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
A man stands in front of the mirror and says to his wife: "Everytime I look at myself, I get a hard-on!"
Wife replies: "That's because you look like a cunt!"