10 jokes about cunts
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"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy
and a cunt?" a young son asks.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
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A man stands in front of the mirror
and says to his wife: "Everytime I look at myself, I get a hard-on!"
Wife replies: "That's because you look like a cunt!"
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?106 → Joke
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
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Why do men
want their brides to wear white?
Because they want their dishwasher
to match their fridge and stove!