10 jokes about cunts
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.76 → Joke
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
A man stands in front of the mirror and says to his wife: "Everytime I look at myself, I get a hard-on!"42 → Joke
Wife replies: "That's because you look like a cunt!"
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?103 → Joke
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
Why do men want their brides to wear white?20 → Joke
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?64 → JokeNext page Back to home
When Hillary is out of town.